Matthew
Parris & Phil Mason
A
collection of quotations by politicians, things that they really
ought not to have said, either because they (the quotations) are
unbelievably stupid, apparently dishonest,
later proven incorrect, or display an astonishing quality of
misjudgement by the speaker ~ or some combination of these. The
title, of course, sets the tone for the book, as it is what was
displayed behind the second President Bush on the occasion of his
visit to an aircraft carrier to declare that the Iraq War was over:
The sheer presumption, arrogance, stupidity even, of that phrase was
noted by numerous commentators at the time, and has been held in
ridicule ever since; while many of the quotes in the book are of a
similar level of immediately apparent absurdity, there are a large
number which have only through the passage of time revealed the
truth.
This
is the second edition of the book, apparently, and includes many
which were not available to the first for precisely the delay in full
revelation, that their absurdity had not yet come to light. One
imagines that, as long as politicians continue speaking, and events
continue happening, and historians continue investigating, there will
be the possibility of many further editions. Rather a sad prospect,
in a way. One would like to think that politicians, like the best of
trainable animals, could learn, but that does not seem to be the
case. All one can do, then, is assume that there will be further
chances for amusement at their continuing to speak.
I
must point out that i am a little disappointed in Matthew Parris; i
enjoy listening to him on the radio occasionally, when he seems quite
cogent and intelligent. He was, however, a politician previously,
which makes him eligible for inclusion in this book ~ and, as a
politician he doubtless, by definition, said things worthy of
inclusion ~ and yet he is nowhere to be found. A little more
self-examination, or honesty, might have been refreshing from a man
who used to feed at the public trough.
1 comment:
Imagine a world where everything you said or have ever said, could be clipped and highlighted. They'd follow behind you like cans clanking behind a "Just Married" limo.
Who among us, with the ability for speech, woudn't have more cans than they could drag?
Frankly, I think I say about two dozen stupid things before breakfast - and I don't talk much mornings.
No wonder politicians become more and more robotic with each passing election. I predict they will all be replaced with perfect speaking lawyer-like robots (complete with those 1984 hand gestures) within twenty years. Or maye that is just one of my stupid before breakfast comments today.
*steps off soapbox*
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